the reason why sex sucks…

Okay, so on the news yesterday there
was
a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a phone
conversation between the girl and her
boyfriend.
this is how is went

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over
tomorrow
to
meet my mom, because she reaally wants
to meet
u.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how
much this
means to you. When should I come over?

Amber: Maybe six…Hey ronny, what’s that
tapping
sound?

Ronny: What? I don’t here anything. It’s
probably
just in ur head, sweetheart.

Amber: Quit joking around, ronny, stop
making that
noise. It’s getting louder.

Ronny: I am not jokin, you know that. I
love you too
much 2 joke.

Amber: It’s starting to hurt my ears I cant
beleive
you dont here that! What? there’s
someone at the
door, be right back.

Ronny: Hey, honey.

Ronny was at the door, holding a cell
phone and a
butcher knife. He slaugtered Amber and
when her
parents came at six the next day he killed
them
too.

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